Total Medals Earned: 1,316 (From 252 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,660 Points
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/430 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (20/170 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/65 points)
Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/300 points)
Medals Earned: 4/32 (50/600 points)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/150 points)
Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/365 points)
Medals Earned: 8/10 (165/315 points)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/150 points)
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90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 2 Easy
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 1 Easy
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90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 3 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 2 Hard
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Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Use a bomb for the first time.
Kill 300 enemies in total.
Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Get killed with no enemies on screen.
Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
Play 10 levels as Matt.
Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Fully upgrade all stats
Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Lance.
Fully upgrade any stat.
Get hit 100 times in total.
Collect 100 power ups in total.
Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Play 10 levels as Anna.
Complete all bonus levels.
Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Get A ranks in all 25 levels.
Defeat Big Blue the Meanie
Craft your first item
Kill your first enemy.
Finally reach the town of Astaea's Bastion.
Unlock the Gate of Oceanus
Rid the world of the evil beast, Vulcan
Craft the Razor Sword
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Enter The Cave of No Return
View The Credits
Enter The Mushroom Forest
Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Short Amount Of Time
Slide A Fair Bit
Trip 5 Times During 1 Game
Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Medium Amount Of Time
Slide Quite A Bit
Trip 10 Times During 1 Game
Slide A Lot!
Stay Close To The Avalanche For Quite A While!
Trip 15 Times During 1 Game
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Travel over 2.5 miles
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
