Total Medals Earned: 1,316 (From 252 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,660 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/115 points)
Split horizontally for the first time
Split vertically for the first time
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 4/10 (50/500 points)
Lose a life on the second level.
Lose a life on the stakes.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Achieve 50,000 points
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
Medals Earned: 8/8 (135/135 points)
Your tearing me apart Lisa!
What? No Steve?
There fo yo feet silly!
Play the game Satan sayz "It looks so real!"
Real men play with dolls. Don't they?
Oh SNAP!
Yum Yum!
Be here on Dec 25
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/225 points)
Score 10,000
Score 40,000
Use 10 Special Attacks
Use 20 Special Attacks
Score 60,000
Score 80,000
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (20/50 points)
Find the girl.
Explode your first bomb.
Get the first light upgrade.
Visit your old house.
Beat the game on Easy
Beat the game on without hints.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/275 points)
Complete game on Easy
Complete game on Medium
Score 13,000
Complete game on Hard
Score 14,000
core 15,000
Complete game on Skitz
Score 16,000
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/180 points)
Beat all five levels of the 1st world
Beat all five levels of the 2nd world
Beat all five levels of the 3rd world
Beat all 4 levels of the 5th world
Beat all five levels of the 4th world
Medals Earned: 7/27 (65/1,000 points)
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Complete the Tutorial Level
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords